Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.
Apparently neither can Steve…
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT ACTUALLY HURTS
The Fall Soldier
whoa there satan
OMG Errca, its like the clear plastic knife..
tumblr needs a wendy
He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now… He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark night.
don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers
Satan bein’ a bro
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book