My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
people whose parents pay them for good grades
New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6
friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town
as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I won’t let the big scary monster step on you, and names it Baker
Why was this cut? I need that scene in the film!
this would literally be me in any huge disaster
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
04: My zodiac sign is cancer, and it is scary accurate
14: I wouldn’t say I’m psychic really, but I am good at manipulation
24: Well I definitely enjoy a good bath, but I wouldn’t want to take one everyday
34: I have fired many guns many times just for target practice. No one has taken me hunting yet
44: I think I have a typical American accent while at college, but whenever I go home, I definitely get a stronger Italian American / Hillfolk accent
54: I prefer to be clean and tidy but I don’t mind clutter and , so I can be quite messy when things get hectic. But whenever I have time again, I can’t relax until things are clean
64: I think gossip is stupid. I don’t have time to dwell on rumors about people I don’t care about
74: I am not ticklish. People used to tickle me all the time when I was little so I taught myself to not be ticklish
84: My hair is dark brown
94: My strengths include getting people to fall in love with me and remembering just about everything. I’m also really good at doing absolutely nothing and feeling stressed out.